Want some privacy?

What, you aren't getting your privacy?

Well, that is no surprise. Everywhere we look there are more and more spammers. They are multiplying like the rats used to lab-test Viagra! (What a coincidence that spammers are promoting that very product...)

We respect your privacy here at InternetMarketingSucks.com. At least enough that we won't give away your personal information.

I mean, we could not call ourselves "internet marketers" unless we had an elaborate scheme of selling your personal information to other marketers for top dollar! We would be leaving money on the table!

It is funny because these all say the same thing. I do not understand it - good sites and scam sites say the same thing. Why should we even get into it?